whoops

whoops

(via fahbulus)

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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(via orgasm)

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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(via sniffing)

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(via bullied)

(via dulect)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via orgasm)

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

(via greetings)

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

(via sniffing)

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via crunchier)

worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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(via awkwardvagina)